The Expected...

After 20 days, it arrived---the expected "troubles", but they came sooner than I thought.  I had to call an electrician to do some work inside and out.  What do I know about electricity anyway (except when it doesn't work)!!!  Today, I ran in tire trouble with the van.  Had it worked on and fixed by the tire guy in town.  Again, what do I know about tires??  God forbid that I get a flat on an interstate or such!!!  Now, I await the next aggravation to slowly sneak up and bite me on the &%***s !