Class Reunion

This past weekend I attended my 45th (OMG!) high school class reunion.  In all honesty, at our 40th reunion, I swore an oath not to attend the next one.  The 40th left me with a feeling of disillusionment; no classmate reached star status, no one became filthy rich, and no one was a raving beauty.  Rather, my classmates were like me--quite ordinary, run-of-the-mill, middle-aged parents and grandparents.  In high school it was assumed the movers and shakers of our class would rule the world while the rest of us would "slep" along gently into old age making nary a ripple in the pond of life.  Not so.

When the invitation for the 45th reunion arrived, I hadn't the heart to throw it in the trash, but instead pinned it to the corkboard.  Every day for a month I stared it in the face, willing it to go away while at the same time convincing myself it was totally unimportant in the realm of "Things To DO".  Its deadline approached; I caved.  I went.  For some unexplicit reason, I enjoyed myself!  Oh, the "Clique of Bitches" who dominated our high school years were present, and the high school track Running Star attended, but more importantly we "Average Joes" outshined and outnumbered 'em!  Justice was served--the "Queen Bee" was a no-show.  The most eligible, sought-after guy turned into an aging hippy, complete with overgrown mustache and dangling ponytail.  During high school his dance card was never empty, but yet Saturday night his presence never graced the dance floor.  The majority of "The Bitches" were unescorted, divorced, and with faces declaring high mileage!  Is there life after high school?  You betcha! (at least for us Average Guys!)